"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign,
so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either,
so in an effort to satisfy the councilthey changed the sign to "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids."
No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again."
Analysis and Anal Cysts?"
Nope."
Nuts and Butts?"
Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?"
Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"
Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came upwith:
" Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
And they loved it.
posted by zhinger @ 12:27 am
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