you know you've worked in a hospital too long when you:
- use the word "patient" when you're meant to say "person", "people", or "friend"- dial 0 when using the landline at home
- have a huge stash or black drug-company pens
- have cannulars in your cupboard at home
- have a sterile scalpel in your car
- become tachycardic and suspect it's your pager going off whenever u hear a beeping sound
posted by zhinger @ 10:46 pm
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